Phone rings  HER: Hello. Widgets R Us. How may I direct your call? ME: May I speak to your IT Director please? HER: (suspicious tone) Which one? We have a department full of them. ME: Uh…the one who does the troubleshooting HER: (annoyed tone) They all do the troubleshooting. Hang on. I’ll see who’s back … Continue reading I’m Freezing